pages from a lost boy's imagination

so i checked my “love” horoscope for the week of May 10

“Romantic idealist or jaded cynic from the school of hard knocks? The Cosmos is trying to blend these disparate sides, and shape you into a responsible romantic. It’s not as dry as it sounds; after all, your ability to trust in love is anchored when you express your maturity. That still leaves plenty of room for kooky spontaneity – which will, in just a few short days, be the hallmark of your most important relationship. It’s going to be an exciting ride, but you’ll be grateful for the feeling of groundededness that the Universe is trying to instill in you now.”

i couldn’t even make that up if i tried